In case you’re wondering why I haven’t replied to your emails, I’ve been away for two days.
We had a fabulous weekend and came home on a high last night.
Do I ever get sick of writing about Ar$enal?
Do I ever get sick of being right?
Being right is good feeling.
I told you this would happen
I’ve said again and again that this would happen.
He sells you the future at the moment when you’re most gullible.
His statement of loyalty comes from the other side of the world: Indonesia.
Coming from so far away, it’s a more powerful message.
It says: I’m doing all this for you.
All superstars are intercontinental.
And, of course, all gods are global.
We’re stable because I’m still here and I’m committing my future to you. I’m doing you a favour by staying at Arsenal, by refusing Paris.
How does he get away with such nonsense?
By manipulating the sycophantic mainstram media more cleverly than anybody has ever done.
By working a media system that makes sure reporters are just there to report what powerful leaders say.
Wenger has been waiting 15 years for Sir Alex to retire.
So he was never gonna walk now.
Why would Wenger leave when he’s just become the biggest star in English football?
Arsene Wenger is now the biggest star in English football.
For the next four weeks he will be the biggest name in our game.
After that, if Chelsea win their first 10 games, he won’t be.
For the moment, just rejoice.
Here at last is the story I’ve been waiting for all summer.
Nobody does it better.