King Wenger has signed his contract

and told the board he will sell Ozil & Sanchez in the summer and rebuild.

Sorry to bring ANR readers more ghastly news.

Rebuild? Rebuild on what? Your recruitment is pitiful!

But this is typical of King Wenger, who always controls the narrative.

I knew he’d stay.
And I knew he would never delegate.
Monarchs find it hard to delegate.

Our Lord & Master is far better as a spin-doctor than he is as a football coach.

Sanchez doesn’t speak English, so he can’t control the narrative.