Why will we never have a competent England team?

Because it’s run by the FA!

I opened the sports section of my newspaper today and said, “Southgate is a blazer and a coward.”

That was when I saw this Guardian headline .

I knew England would be shit against Slovenia as soon as I saw he’d started Oxlade.

Oxlade-Chamberlain? I give up!

After 20 minutes I switched over to Supervet, a series Jan likes.